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Hey , I'm a feminist , so you know , suck my cock - with respect
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Hey , I'm a feminist , so you know , suck my cock - with respect Whenever a dude is talking about what a big feminist he is it always rings false to me . I suppose that's my own problem . A while back there was an SNL skit where all these men kept approaching this woman and saying some trendy pro-woman stuff and then going "So are we going to hook up ?" and then getting pissed when she said no . That's always kind of what it seems like to me . When I logged on the other day the cam-girl they had on the home page was wearing a Netflix t-shirt . Which made me realize that's an in-tapped vector for advertising . Naked women on the internet should be covered with ads like the cars the racing-men drive on the Nascar . At they very least they should be covered with those temporary tattoos like the shitty boxers . This is America folks if we're looking at something , even giant fake tits , there should be some kind of ad on it . Did you know that Denise Crosby AKA Lieutenant Yar from Star Trek was in Playboy ? I didn't . She had no ads on her nor giant fake tits but man alive that's good stuff . You could crack a walnut on that ass . On the other hand her turn on the Red Shoe Diaries was pretty unimpressive .  As part of my continuing search for a new way of life I looked up how much a butcher makes the other day . Don't read too much into it but I make TWICE as much as a good butcher . And while I can't really complain because it benefits me that doesn't seem right . A butcher provides something , what was once a dead body is now food , that's a worth something . I , like pretty much everyone with an office job , provide no one with nothing . If all the butchers in the world went on strike there would be no more meat and that would be bad . But most of us who make way more money , it literally doesn't matter if we do our jobs or not . Its hard to reconcile that . I'm sure cubical farmers would say that I get paid more because my job is harder , which is technically true , but it's also meaningless . So . . . . meh ? The other day a dude at work was telling a really sincere story about his brother and his battle with alcohol BUT he kept saying Triple A instead of AA and it didn't feel right to correct him because it was like a deeply personal thing . Although on the other hand if I had said "Wait the American Auto Alliance helped your brother with a 12 step program" maybe I wouldn't have had to listen to the dumb story about his brother . There's this thing called the Software Alliance - IBM and Microsoft and the like fund this program were they offer you cash money to rat out the company you work for when they're out of compliance with their software licensing . I don't know how much they actually pay out but it seems pretty lucrative , starts at 5 grand and goes to ONE MILLION DOLLARS . This seems mildly scummy and self-servicing but maybe if the SEC and places like that did the same thing people wouldn't look the other way so much . The relatively morality isn't the point though , the point is how much would it take for you to snitch on your corporate overlords ? People are funny about this kind of thing , many people said they would "never" do such a thing and castigated me as being a "bad employee" for saying that I would . Which is insane . Here's the deal , if my company could make 1 million dollars by firing me I would be gone in a hot Texas minute . Their "loyalty" to me is they pay me some money to do a thing , the end . And I return the favor . There's a lot of interesting forms of brainwashing that go on and the corporate flavor is one of the best . Seemingly smart and rational people talk about being "loyal" to their company when said company would sell them down the river instantaneously . It's quite something . There's a trope on Twitter were people brag about something like saving a pelican from a fishing net and it comes to visit them every day . Well I performed CPR on a fangless cobra & we now brew beer together every Oktoberfest but you don't hear me bragging . I have gone on record many times (almost TOO many you know what I mean ? ) as saying I would never engage the services of a because the price is way too high . But the other day a lady friend of my acquaintance was talking about how one time a former BF of hers racked up a $125 phone sex bill . And my first thought was "dang for that amount of cash why wouldn't you try to have real sex ?" And I suppose there's a couple reasons . One is that calling a phone sex number is something you can argue is not "cheating" maybe not successfully but there's a discussion there . Putting your penis inside a is a little more difficult . Plus there's the legality . And the possibility of being pimpstabbed . And STD concerns . On top of that there's a convenience factor - just picking up a phone rather than going down to the corner of Fuller and Wabash and trolling for street walkers . I guess too maybe you could say that calling a phone sex line is less damaging to society than supporting the sex trade . The point is that I am not going to spend money on sex acts but if I was going to spend $125 dollars on a sex act I would want a lot more than a bored housewife reading a script . Anyway my question is this , when your sex droll or mannequin or sex-robot or whatever the heck was going on Weird Science comes to life ala Kim Catrell/Kelly LaBrock what is its level of knowledge ? I mean in theory it shouldn't know anything , but that's never how it works . Your sex doll probably can't perform an appendectomy but can it drive a car ? If it can where did that knowledge come from ? Where does this basic level of knowledge come from ? I suppose maybe even before it comes to life it's somehow observing and learning something things that way ? I mean I don't want my sex doll to come to life if I'm going to have to teach it all kinds of stuff . Besides being annoying that gets into a weird territory you know ? In conclusion I finally finished the first season of Star Trek The Next Generation . It was terrible . I figured out why they killed Yar though , it was 1988 , people couldn't handle a woman being the chief of security and tactical officer - she had to go . Leaving the only women on the crew the super-femmy doctor and counselor , appropriate woman jobs . I loved it of course but I am ALL about female empowerment . Now bend over and spread your cheeks . 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40Deuce wish I could service you cock for a few hours.
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$125? When you won it in a truth telling contest? That's quite a profit margin. I'll give you 1% of a butcher's hourly wage. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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But more importantly, did you find out whether there are any butchers who are vegans?? That lady does indeed have an impeccable ass, but all of that stuff is photoshopped you know.   
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