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I'm a lawyer focusing on Australian train sex laws
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I'm a lawyer focusing on Australian train sex laws A dude in Australia got busted for getting a blowjob on a train . Interestingly the blower did not get arrested . I suppose the blowee was indecent exposuring but she's fine ? The only conclusion I can draw is that it's fine to bang in public in Australia as long as no can see the naught bits . Which seems about right based on what I know of Australia . Anyway , that's not even the important part . The important part is that the dude dumped a bottle of Coke (always Coca-Cola ! ) on his crotch afterwards in an attempt to clean up because he didn't want his girlfriend to find out . That seems like a massively terrible idea . How is pouring sticky soda on your dick going to anything ? And he must not have had anything to wipe if off with because otherwise he would have used that thing to clean up his junk in the first place . When he got off the train he was still flapping his cock in the breeze so he was air-drying . Maybe he thought the coke would disintegrate the semen like Boba Fett frying rebel spies but if he did would he have gotten away with it ? I guess he could claim he spilled the Coke but if your man came home with a whole bottle of Coke down his pants wouldn't you think "He must be covering up a blowjob !" ? I would .  Did you know that Prince wrote "Nothing Compared 2U" ? I didn't . Not only that but he recorded and released in 5 before the Sinead version . So technically it's a cover song . Is it the most successful cover of all time ? No , that's "All Along the Watchtower" . I like that song , ergo I must attack it . "It's been hours and fifteen days Since you took your love away" Is that the timestamp from them the song was written ? Writing a song can take a long time . Maybe they started writing right after the break-up and it took that long to write . It should be updated every time the song is ed right ? It's been 7 hours and 10226 days since you took your love away . Also just because you dump some doesn't mean you don't love them . Sometimes it's because you love them TOO much . You know ? "I go out every night and sleep all day Since you took your love away" What about work ? Unless they work nights , in which case this doesn't seem so bad at all . Unless they're saying they're hurt so bad they can't even work . Daniel Van Kirk has a funny bit about a time when he was moping around work because a girl broke his heart and his boss had a talk with him about love in a THICK Chicago accent . Funny and heart-warming . "Since you been g I can do whatever I want I can see whomever I choose I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant" Technically these things were true before also . But I get what they're saying here - even a good relationship makes you feel kind of trapped . You COULD do whatever you want but you have another person to consider . Which isn't necessary bad but it is a limitation . I guess this guy (or girl or whatever) wasn't big on fancy restaurants . Although that seems like an easy thing to compromise on in a relationship . If your big sticking point with your "other" is that they want to go to fancy restaurants and you won't budge on that point it's going to be a rocky ride . "But nothing I said nothing can take away these blues" Romantic , but probably not true . They have pills for that . "Cause nothing compares Nothing compares to you" This is romantic but grammatically incorrect . You can compare anything to anything . Which is why I hate the expression "It's like comparing apples and oranges" . Those things are easy to compare . is red (sometimes) is orange . is delicious , is okay at best . is made into an awesome pie , the other is made into mediocre juice . it made into fantastic cider , the other is made into a rewdriver . And so forth . What the lyric should be is "I have compared many things to you and I favor you over most of them" . Because no matter how much you love some you're not going to rank them #1 out of all things . You can't tell me your partner is better than a snow leopard . Because they're not . Thankfully you don't have to choose . Yet . "It's been so lly without you here Like a bird without a song" I guess a bird without a song would be lly because they mostly sing to attract other birds right ? It's like a mating thing ? Maybe ? I'm no birdologist . Yet . 'Nothing can stop these lly tears from falling" Again , probably not true because of the drugs the doctor will give you . Or that you can buy from the dude who hangs out at the Kum and Go down the street . Right by the fire station ! But I guess firemen can't bust punks so , you know . Still it seems weird . "Tell me baby where did I go wrong" Sometimes when people get dumped they ask what they did . Do they really want an answer ? Sometimes they say that they're change . I'm not sure what to think of that . On the hand changing for some you love seems like a good thing . But aren't you supposed to be yourself ? I mean imagine if your whatever came up to you and said "okay , you need to change these things about yourself or I'm dumping you" . I don't think you'd be pleased . My gut tells me if some doesn't like who you are that's fine , every should move on . But that's probably why I'm al . "I could put my arms around every boy I see But they'd only remind me of you" That's assault hy . "I went to the doctor and guess what he told me? Guess what he told me? He said girl you better try to have fun" I doubt that . That doesn't seem very doctory . Unless they were a sassy doctor from some TV show . "Girl you better take your diabetes medicine !" 'No matter what you do, but he's a fool' Agreed . Although I guess if you have stress induced angina maybe your doctor would tell you to try and have fun . 'All the flowers that you planted mama In the back yard All died when you went away' Dang . That's bleak . In my mind the relationship must have been pretty advanced if he was planting flowers for mama , but some people are like that . A dude at work planted a whole bunch of stuff for the mother of a woman he had only been dating for a few months . Remember that time George was saying he wished he could talk to the mothers and sleep with the daughters ? Classic George . 'I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard But I'm willing to give it another try' This is interesting because it makes it seem like she was the to ended things right ? Did he take his love away because she gave him the walking papers ? Or maybe she broke it off because of whatever but she didn't really want to ? Sometimes I think Sinead O'Conner is dead but that's Dolorous O'Reardon . Also sometimes I think she's a lesbian but that's some else too . I think she's just an alive straight person . 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I actually got caught on a train in Australia jerking someone off. An ex, not just some random stranger. It would/could have escalated into a blowjob if we weren't caught, but we were. We just got a stern telling off from someone in uniform. See, IF I knew I wasn't in trouble, I'd have stood my ground, and maybe continue...? Either way, I say go for it! There's a demand for Australian train sex laws lawyers. (And that, is a mouthful!)
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There are a lot ... A LOT ... of birds that don't sing. Peacocks have no trouble getting a mate. Maybe that line should've been like a bird with a bad song. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I've always preferred the Prince version of the song. Of course.  
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man, remind me not to invite you to my first concert.... You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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