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I get bored with people easily because I'm so smart
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I get bored with people easily because I'm so smart Guys here how smart I am . I read BOOKS . While you rest of you drooling troglodytes are mashing your lumpy genitals together and staring mesmerized at Netflix and Youtube videos of people eat Tide Pods I'm READING . Books about history and philosophy and problems facing the world . I can talk intelligently about all these things while you can only tell me what Kardashian is sharing her vagina with what C-list celebrity currently . I don't even OWN a television . I cal it television because TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine . I don't even KNOW anything about pop culture . I know things about bronze age trading routes . Do you even know what the bronze age is ? I doubt it but I bet you can name all the winners of the Bachelor you syphilitic ignoramus . People try to make small talk with me and it's just so boring - everything they say is so facile . They don't reveal anything about themselves or take any risks in what they're so - I can't even pay attention . It's like listening to the mewling of a drunk kitten . I listen to NPR . I'm hearing about what's going on in the world while you're wasting your time with podcasts about murders . Do you even know what's going on with tin mining right now ? I doubt it , but I bet you can sing all the lyrics to Ariana Grande's 7 Rings you slack-jawed pinhead . I only listen to JAZZ and CLASSIC music . It's about the notes they DON'T play . While you're trying to clean barf-stains out of your Guns and Roses wirebeater I'm composing my own music , I'm arranging . I'm a creator . Uncreative people are just so awful . They're living un-lifes . Going to work every day and sitting in their cubicals and typing away like rat zombies in a geodesic dome of banality . I could NEVER do that . I'm too creative and interesting . If you're not an artist what is the point of you being alive ? I suppose someone has to work at the factory where they make my Pixel . Keep having you overfed chunkmonsters . I've been to LONDON . Do you even know where that is ? I don't know if you can understand this but to get there I had to get on a plan and go across the ocean . A plane is flying machine and an ocean is like a lake so big that you can't see the other side of it even with your Scooby-Doo viewmaster . I talk LOUDLY about politics . I know about WINE . I've been to the OPERA . I quote Shakespeare . I know so much I don't even know where to begin . In a lake there is a patch of lily pads . Every day , the patch doubles in size . If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake , how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake ? Your response is probably to take a shortcut and to divide the final answer by half . That leads you to twenty-four days . But that’s wrong . The correct solution is forty-seven days moron . I'm one of the smartest people alive probably and the only reason I work at a small to mid sized failing insurance company is because everyone is jealous of my intelligence and works against me . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Seriously.....you overly smart people ruin everything! I was all set to answer the pond question. I was going to write 47. That's all my comment was going to be. Just 47. Then you go and give the answer away in the next paragraph. Beware. I will find you. Tie you to a chair. Tape your eyelids open and make you watch Ren & Stimpy reruns until you go mad. Quite mad. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Also annoyed that you gave away the 47 answer. I listen to NPR and have been to the opera. On the other hand my podcast selection is halfway lowbrow, and jazz and classical aren’t my favorite. But all in all there is enough here to make me a teensy bit uncomfortable. Amusing side note, in recent phone convo with the last guy I dated, he stated, ‘I like to read Shakespeare plays before I go to see them in the theater’. Not quite as pretentious as quoting WS, but it’s up there.   
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You wrote, I don't know if you can understand this but to get there I had to get on a plan and go across the ocean. A Plan and Go Across the Ocean. I think you want to correct that.
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You wrote, I don't know if you can understand this but to get there I had to get on a plan and go across the ocean. A Plan and Go Across the Ocean. I think you want to correct that.
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I like lumpy genitals and The Birth of the Cool. Does that make me a bad person ?
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