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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

Bad joke of the week.  

racyredlace 53F
503 posts
6/19/2019 3:12 pm
Bad joke of the week.

This old man and woman had been married for 30 years.

In those 30 years, the woman had always insisted on the the lights being off when they had sex as she was embarrassed.

The man was thankful for this as he was embarrassed too and scared that he couldn’t please her, so in the dark he always used a big vibrator on her.

After all these years of sex, she still had no idea that’s what he did.

day, she decided that they’d been together so long that there was no reason to be embarrassed even though her body was now old. So in the middle of sex she reached over and turned the bedside lamp on, see that her husband was using a vibrator.

She said angrily, “I knew it! Explain the vibrator!”

The man replied, “Okay, but first – explain the !”

mc_justmc 63M

6/19/2019 3:21 pm

 uh-oh hahahahaha


pizzaguy692253 57M

6/19/2019 3:38 pm

 Now that's a good one!!


looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
6/19/2019 3:43 pm

 Very funny.


pytimesx 64M
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6/19/2019 3:44 pm


KasualKock 43M
26 posts
6/19/2019 3:45 pm

 Geeze...did she actually think he could make his penis vibrate?


IVFalternative 53M
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6/19/2019 4:20 pm
    Quoting KasualKock:
    Geeze...did she actually think he could make his penis vibrate?
Yes she did. This is a true story.
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racyredlace replies on 6/19/2019 6:36 pm:

Iwanaliku2 59M  
68 posts
2/9/2020 8:23 am

 Hahahaha Love this...


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