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NEWS FLASH! BREAKING NEWS! SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!
NEWS FLASH! BREAKING NEWS! SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT! *An unfamiliar voice comes on the air at KOBJ radio* We interrupt our program, the dulcet tones of DJ BJ on KOBJ, to bring you a News Flash! Breaking News! Shocking Development! Now to our intrepid reporter, Red McRascalton, on the scene. Why is it whenever you guys have breaking news you call me while I’m on throne at Shorty’s Bar. Aw geez, forget that shit. Where is that rambling Lala chick that always does my lead-ins? *faint sound of a reply in the background* She went on a smoke break an hour ago . . . really? Is that what she told you? Odds are she’s on her knees smoking the station manager like he was a pack of Marlboro. Alright enough of this BS what is the story? *faint sound of a reply in the background*Uh huh, yeah, today, right. You know this isn’t news don’t you? Everybody knows this it is not shocking. This is more like a hot flash while breaking wind. * sound of an angry reply in the background* Alright! OK! FINE! Just turn on my mic. What do you mean it has been on? *mutters under his breath . . . putz* We have news here to break at KOBJ radio. One of your favorite on air personalities has something to celebrate. Nooo, she’s not knocked up again folks. . . . pregnant pause . . . It is her birthday. By the way that makes her a Pisces. Oh yeah the blogger is a her in case I haven’t mentioned that yet. OK, so I guess we should all give the clap to the forked tongued lady of the airways . . . Happy Birthday BiggLala When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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I can't believe I missed this one!!!!
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Survived another year, did she? Well, that’s just awesome! Blog on!
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A bit late, my access to this place was limited over the past few days, oh well...... But aye, flappy birthday tae the McBiggles, ta for letting us know, a day later and we'd have been celebrating this momentous occasion every four years......
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Really nice of you. Happy Birthday hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear LALA Happy Birthday to you, and many moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear LALA Happy Birthday to you, and many moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Happy (belated) Birthday BiggLala.
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Happy Birthday LaLa !!
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I'm glad I saw this, because I was unaware I'd missed her birthday. Thanks. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Happy Birthday Lala!! Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL
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Happy Birthday BiggLala!!! Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy Sine Metu CN
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Ah yes, another year closer to death. Good work!
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Happy Happy Birthday, Miss Lala!! And thank you for the laugh, RRR...that was hysterical. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Haha... Very nice Happy Birthday BiggLala When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Wait....that's supposed to be HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALA!!! OMG...yer gittin old!!! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Wait....that's supposed to be HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALA!!! OMG...yer gittin old!!!
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O. M. G. !!!
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. Happy Birthday, Lala
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Haha... Very nice Happy Birthday BiggLala
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Hey! Shorty make mind a double! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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