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Blogs > mc_justmc > Into The Cornfield

Twas The Evening Of Christmas  

mc_justmc 63M
2046 posts
12/25/2017 6:04 pm
Twas The Evening Of Christmas
Twas the evening of Christmas and all over my floor
Was the gift wrapping paper I’d just bought at the store
Toys scattered in piles with no thought, with no care
On tables, on couches, the same on my chair

I grimaced, I grumbled, whilst keeping my chill
Sarcastic remarks about having my fill.
To my room I did exit, To my Sanctum I flee
Clean tables, clean chairs, sweet tranquility

Here in my bedroom, Internet and TV
Comfortable chairs, Oh shit! I need tea!
Then what to my wondering eyes do I see?
The living room mess had increased times three!

I didn’t get mad, no yelling no bitchin’
Turning on the hot water, I started cleaning the kitchen
And I told them a fact of how it would be
If their fine Christmas mess was left here for me

They would have till the In Laws knocked on our door
To pick up the tables, the chairs, and the floor
To pick up their toys, their trash on this night
And put it away where it goes, out of sight

Or, I’ll clean up this mess, clean it all on my own
In one trip to the trash everything will be thrown
There would be no more bitchin’, nothing more said
No visions of toys would dance in their head

Away to my room, away with my tea
To my big comfy chair, internet and TV
For nearly an hour I sat and I waited
Before sneaking a peek on what I’d created

When what to my wondering eyes should appear
Spotless chairs, spotless floors and those table tops clear
All heard me exclaim as I squeezed those tight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
mc_justmc 63M

12/25/2017 6:06 pm

 Bah Humbug!


pagancountrygirl 66F
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6466 posts
12/25/2017 8:16 pm

 OMG...that's funny! And very good! You're not a humbug, either. Not if you're buying gifts for the kids. But teaching them to clean up after themselves? Priceless! (and necessary, lol)
Merry Christmas!
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/25/2017 9:22 pm

 Good stuff Mc hope you had a good one.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/27/2017 6:24 pm

 Have a good one Merry Xmas hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


Crzygryl 58F
46 posts
1/2/2018 5:36 pm

 that was cool...loved it
CrzyGryl


mc_justmc 63M

1/3/2018 5:07 am
    Quoting Crzygryl:
    that was cool...loved it
thank you!


thegrlsnme 67F
1683 posts
2/3/2018 3:25 pm

 Hey mac. Love it. How are the gs doing. I have one now myself. A little boy. It was nice to read you again....thegrls
Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls


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