Finally... The Secret To Getting Laid... Is Revealed... 😱  

Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 12:41 am

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Finally... The Secret To Getting Laid... Is Revealed... 😱

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Part of my, 'Self Help Series', on sexuality... 😁

This , is a sex dating site (supposedly) and you're all here, looking for someone. Hookups, might be for quick sex, or something more permanent - like a third date... at least. What trait are women looking for, that men can offer... which will seal the deal? Humour! Women... are attracted to funny men.

Read the profiles, on this site. The majority say it (mine as well); "... looking for someone with a sense of humour". Why is humour so important? Woman equate humour, with intelligence!

Women are attracted to witty, funny men and men... are attracted to women, who laugh, at all their jokes. The science on this matter is clear. Check out the online dating stats, that are available out there. Don't ask me where. I read it somewhere, for fucks sake.

Women see humour, as a sign of intelligence and weed out the less competent. Men use humour to impress women, and the funny ones ,succeed. Curiously, most men don't really care, if the woman is funny. Although... I do... hmmm. πŸ€”

Men - You want to increase the traffic on your profile? Make it funny. Include jokes and keep it light. Women - You want to attract the man you're looking for? Include in your profile, an expressed desire, to find a humorous man.

There it is. Women... you know what to look for now. It's a sure sign, if he's funny... then he's also likely to be, that intelligent man - attached to that cock, you seek.

Men... I've given you all, the secrets to successfully seduce women. Take some humour, add some confident swagger and you've got the winning formula. A big dick, should help as well. Some women here, might know more, about how important that is.

Now what I haven't given you men - is a sense of humour. Who's to say, she'll laugh at your stupid jokes and dumb ass, witty observations? That's what you , have to work at. This might be a topic, for another blog.

Oh... and here's a tip, men. Don't let her find out, that you can barely read or write! She'll probably stop calling you back. πŸ€”


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So...
How important is humour for you, in attracting, or seeking a partner?
Bonus Question : Or is dick or tit size more important?


HumourΒ ; is spelled in different ways. The USA form, does not include the letter 'u'. The version with the 'u' in it ; is considered the British, or world version.Β  ..

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 12:42 am

My profile says that I'm looking for a woman with a sense of humour, so I feel it is important. If I can't laugh with the woman I'm with, what's the fun of sex? Well... ok... I'd still have fun. I guess that I would just laugh less... 😁

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 12:42 am

Tit size? Come on... what a stupid question. Honestly... anything more than a handful is a waste... No? But I'm not fussy. πŸ™‚

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author51 56F  
74621 posts
4/8/2019 1:18 am

Humor for me without a doubt is Number 1.. If he can take my banter and dish it right back..he has me in the palm of his hand..Wit and sense of humor just do it for me... Great post and hope men read it..It is correct..

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


author51 56F  
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4/8/2019 1:21 am

    Quoting author51:
    Humor for me without a doubt is Number 1.. If he can take my banter and dish it right back..he has me in the palm of his hand..Wit and sense of humor just do it for me... Great post and hope men read it..It is correct..
I have met many men from this site, sight unseen, did not ask nor need any face pic, based on his personality and sense of humor alone... My Man now, I had no idea what he looked like until last week actually..

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


RavenGB 58M
810 posts
4/8/2019 1:29 am

Oooooh - so interpersonal skills, conviviality and the ability to laugh or even indulge in a little self-deprication are important when getting laid eh? Who'd a thunk it? Actually, I agree, but it is also plainly the case that not all women/men need it to get them into bed or the inarticulate, dim and humourless genes would have long since been deleted from the pool!

Joking aside, it is staggering when you see what some people will tolerate from a sexual partner (in a relationship) before walking out of the door. Some, it seems, are prepared to be very badly treated and stay for more. I have never understood it, but know a few intelligent (well, highly educated ) women who have put up with significant abuse where other men would treat them as Goddesses! It is a funny old world!


positively4you 69F  
3224 posts
4/8/2019 1:55 am

Yep. Case in point.....Woody Allen. It’s certainly not his looks. Humor is very attractive. If he walks around like his boxers are in a bunch all day, no amount of handsome can make up for it.


superbjversion2 64F  
15434 posts
4/8/2019 3:05 am

What?! Big tits don't matter?! Don't make me laugh!

Actually, you're right. Make me laugh. Smile. Chortle. Snicker. But it's not the size of your wit that's important. It's how you use it. πŸ˜‡

I put the sex in sexagenarian


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 3:32 am

    Quoting author51:
    Humor for me without a doubt is Number 1.. If he can take my banter and dish it right back..he has me in the palm of his hand..Wit and sense of humor just do it for me... Great post and hope men read it..It is correct..
True... what's the point if we can't laugh, right? 😁
Well... I don't know how many men will read it. Can men on this site read? omg... πŸ“–πŸ˜± lol 😁

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 3:36 am

    Quoting author51:
    I have met many men from this site, sight unseen, did not ask nor need any face pic, based on his personality and sense of humor alone... My Man now, I had no idea what he looked like until last week actually..
Wow... Sense of humor is important to me as well, but no face pic at all? You're a better person than me... 😊
Good for you that you are able to find men who can make you laugh and even better, that you can enjoy their company!
I guess it helps, when they can also tickle you, where you're ticklish... 😱😘

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 3:40 am

    Quoting RavenGB:
    Oooooh - so interpersonal skills, conviviality and the ability to laugh or even indulge in a little self-deprication are important when getting laid eh? Who'd a thunk it? Actually, I agree, but it is also plainly the case that not all women/men need it to get them into bed or the inarticulate, dim and humourless genes would have long since been deleted from the pool!

    Joking aside, it is staggering when you see what some people will tolerate from a sexual partner (in a relationship) before walking out of the door. Some, it seems, are prepared to be very badly treated and stay for more. I have never understood it, but know a few intelligent (well, highly educated ) women who have put up with significant abuse where other men would treat them as Goddesses! It is a funny old world!
Who'd a thunk... is right. At least, that's what the poles show... πŸ€” But I believe them. That's what I look for.
As for why.... some women put up with the abuse or disrespect you speak of... well that's something that I have no response to. So many factors go into answering THAT question, right?
Thanks for popping in and sharing your pov. Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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Granny872 66F  
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4/8/2019 3:41 am

I'd have to say sense of humor with a generous helping of optimism and confidence is a trememdous attractant. Jokes? I don't care for them, especially the really stupid jokes, and if he's counting on me to consider those his 'humor' element, he's out of luck, lol. My laughter would be so obviously fake, he'd walk out on that basis alone.

A nice body helps. A nice face helps even more.

The person who dumps garbage into your mind will do you considerably more harm than the person who dumps garbage on your floor, because each load of mind garbage negatively impacts your possibilities and lowers your expectations ~~~ Zig Ziglar


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 3:44 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    Yep. Case in point.....Woody Allen. It’s certainly not his looks. Humor is very attractive. If he walks around like his boxers are in a bunch all day, no amount of handsome can make up for it.
True... Good point about Woody... 😱 lol... 😁
Although... is it also possible that the size of a man's bank account might account for some of the more obvious physical weaknesses? 🏦😊
I'm working on increasing the size of mine....
... bank account, that is... 😁😱

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dogslife2live01 67M
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4/8/2019 3:46 am

humour sure is a funny thing... if she likes you you're funny. if she don't like you you're a A-hole.
if she laughs at dinner... you're a winner
if she laughs when you cum...you're gone

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 3:58 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    What?! Big tits don't matter?! Don't make me laugh!

    Actually, you're right. Make me laugh. Smile. Chortle. Snicker. But it's not the size of your wit that's important. It's how you use it. πŸ˜‡
lol... Well... if she has more to offer, then I can deffinitely, handle and juggle a larger portion... 😱😁
But I'm hardly pretending to speak for all men. Some are just plain shallow. πŸ™„
Hmm. How you use anything, is important, isn't it? 😊
Now it's my turn to chortle. Really? Size has no bearing on choices women make?
I'd presume, once you've had a chance to preview an appendage... the humour and everything else he has to offer... kinda slips into place. So to speak... 😢
I wouldn't be surprised if you, might already have looked more closely, at what some men here post, on their profiles... simply out of curiosity, of course. 😁😱
Or... I may be wrong. 😌
But I agree... At the very least... we should all be laughing, with each other, right? πŸ˜€

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 4:09 am

    Quoting Granny872:
    I'd have to say sense of humor with a generous helping of optimism and confidence is a trememdous attractant. Jokes? I don't care for them, especially the really stupid jokes, and if he's counting on me to consider those his 'humor' element, he's out of luck, lol. My laughter would be so obviously fake, he'd walk out on that basis alone.

    A nice body helps. A nice face helps even more.
True... Wit, sense of humor and the ability to tell jokes... are almost 3 different things - right?
That 'confidence' or 'swagger', are the key elements that tie, all those other attributes together... Good points.
I'd agree.. Someone who tells jokes.. well... that's not really my style, or something that I enjoy.
I'm glad to hear a breath of honesty. lol... 😁 Of course ; body and face would count... for me as well. Does that make me shallow? omg.... 😱
So... say something witty... make me laugh. Omg.. I hate it when I get put on the spot, like that!
My switch goes off, and I'll go into hibernation mode. I do enjoy it, when a woman can carry the entertainment... once in a while. πŸ‘©πŸ˜‰

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 4:19 am

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    humour sure is a funny thing... if she likes you you're funny. if she don't like you you're a A-hole.
    if she laughs at dinner... you're a winner
    if she laughs when you cum...you're gone
Ok... not only is that true... but it's funny! 😁
I'm guessing... you're successful in your pursuit of female companionship...?
Yep.. Good one. Drop by any time. πŸ‘

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azriel1970 48M  
24797 posts
4/8/2019 4:39 am

Hmmm some say that humor matters but I am not sure it does. I am not saying I am a professional comedian but I like to think I can tell a joke and I try to make each day great. Life is to short to not laugh as much as you can! Yet.......

I agree that a sense of humor counts for more than a big chest or a big dick.


Paulxx001 replies on 4/9/2019 5:47 am:
Hey... I read your blog post today. I can feel that you're in a bad spot. I just wanted to say that... Things are never going as bsd as you think they are. There must be a few positive things you can focus on. Put your mind on those elements. I know... it sounds like a clichΓ©. I hope things turn in your direction. πŸ‘

Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 4:54 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Hmmm some say that humor matters but I am not sure it does. I am not saying I am a professional comedian but I like to think I can tell a joke and I try to make each day great. Life is to short to not laugh as much as you can! Yet.......

    I agree that a sense of humor counts for more than a big chest or a big dick.
You hit on a great point! It's not just a sense of humour that matters ; it's finding someone... who 'gets', your particular brand. πŸ€”
You know what they say - 'Try... try... try again!' πŸ‘
Perhaps it's not your sense of humor that's amiss... maybe you should consider putting on that 'Clown' s nose ', for that little extra touch? Just a thought. 😢
Yep.. I agree... Those other physical attributes, shouldn't matter... right?
Have a great Monday! πŸ‘

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author51 56F  
74621 posts
4/8/2019 5:20 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Wow... Sense of humor is important to me as well, but no face pic at all? You're a better person than me... 😊
    Good for you that you are able to find men who can make you laugh and even better, that you can enjoy their company!
    I guess it helps, when they can also tickle you, where you're ticklish... 😱😘
He will just have to find the spots other than my funny bones that are ticklish..lol..and I have a lot of ticklish spots I do...lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2013 posts
4/8/2019 5:22 am

You lost me at read or right.....

Humour is key, who likes someone who is tightly wound....


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 6:09 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    You lost me at read or right.....

    Humour is key, who likes someone who is tightly wound....
.... yeah... That should have been :... barely read or write...
It was a Typo.. Thanks for THAT capture! πŸ“πŸ˜Š
I'm doing all of this, on my phone and stuff slips through the cracks, on this tiny screen... lol πŸ“±πŸ˜
Much appreciated! πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 6:21 am

    Quoting author51:
    He will just have to find the spots other than my funny bones that are ticklish..lol..and I have a lot of ticklish spots I do...lol.
I can imagine that... It would be a lot of fun to find out, where all of those spots are! lol.... 😁

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HeartCollector 61F  
7335 posts
4/8/2019 6:22 am

Humor is right up there with handsome and sexy for me.

The gladdest hours we know are those shared with a friend or two. Wilbur D. Nesbit


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 6:28 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    You lost me at read or right.....

    Humour is key, who likes someone who is tightly wound....
True... I've been with some nice looking ladies who just never laughed or made me laugh. It was a total buzz kill. I'm sure the same has happened to you... right? πŸ€”
Or... maybe it was me. She just didn't get my sense of humour? Oh well.... 😢

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 6:35 am

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Humor is right up there with handsome and sexy for me.
I agree... Perhaps in the case of some men (me included), we try and compensate for what we perceive to be our weaknesses. We can't all look like Hollywood stars... ✨🌟😊
It puts me, on my A Game... which I imagine, is a good thing. I think... πŸ€”
Have you ever been with someone really handsome... who just didn't make you laugh at all?
Or does that handsome 'factor' win out? 😎

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HeartCollector 61F  
7335 posts
4/8/2019 6:37 am

Well, if a man doesn’t make me at least smile there probably won’t be another date.

The gladdest hours we know are those shared with a friend or two. Wilbur D. Nesbit


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 6:56 am

    Quoting HeartCollector:
    Well, if a man doesn’t make me at least smile there probably won’t be another date.
Yep... I have to agree with you. Otherwise it's just... so difficult to relax and have a good time ; no matter what, you're doing.
I've made a few mistakes... where I thought I'd give it another try... and my first impressions turned out to be, the right ones. All I achieved, was to prolong the inevitable.
We said goodbye. πŸ˜ΆπŸ‘‹

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mc_justmc 59M  
4669 posts
4/8/2019 7:05 am

A woman with a sense of humor is a real attention getter. There was nothing I loved more than seeing my Ex eat a hotdog with one hand on the back of her head. That just killed me!


sexyldy1000 58F  
3052 posts
4/8/2019 7:15 am

Yes. A genuine sense of humour can trump almost anything else. But not just any kind of humour. While not a prude, the gutter type that is nothing but expletives doesn't do it for me. I appreciate the self-deprecating type mingled with a quick wit. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, what gives you the right to laugh at anyone else?

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 7:22 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    A woman with a sense of humor is a real attention getter. There was nothing I loved more than seeing my Ex eat a hotdog with one hand on the back of her head. That just killed me!
lol.. I'm trying to visualise that one. Sounds like a classic. 😁
True about funny and witty women. Always did it for me. Sometimes even if she wasn't quite my type...
I'd stop short, of tripping out completely though, unless there was that physical vibe as well.
You know what I mean. 😢

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pocogato12 66F  
26861 posts
4/8/2019 7:34 am

Looks are secondary in my book. Intelligence with wit and laughter for bookends
makes my day always.

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 7:38 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yes. A genuine sense of humour can trump almost anything else. But not just any kind of humour. While not a prude, the gutter type that is nothing but expletives doesn't do it for me. I appreciate the self-deprecating type mingled with a quick wit. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, what gives you the right to laugh at anyone else?
Well sure, you can laugh at someone... ; as long as you are the only one, in front of that mirror.
"... self-deprecating type mingled with a quick wit..." ; I can certainly mingle. And I do that 'self' thingy you're talking about (often) ; if it's what I think it is.πŸ€”
It would be nice, to have a helping hand with that , once in a while.
Yep... 😢😘😱

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 8:07 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Looks are secondary in my book. Intelligence with wit and laughter for bookends
    makes my day always.
Really? hmmm...Wow. A woman of profound principals. πŸ‘©
I'm presuming, some of that wit, would be based on shared interests and the ability to relate to each other, on multiple levels.
Do you provide a 'reading list', or syllabus for prospective candidates?
Just as an example.... In my case; I always give 'her' a list of ' must have watched movies', before we go for that first, cup of coffee. β˜•πŸ€”
I know... it sounds harsh, right? But trust me... it saves me a lot of time. Especially, when I'm making some vague humorous, anecdotal, reference to a scene in ; Groundhog Day, Matrix, Moonstruck, Casablanca, Uncle Buck... or Hellboy 2 (just to name a few) ... and she looks at me... and blinks...
Ya know what I mean? 😢

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smartasswoman 61F  
30715 posts
4/8/2019 10:18 am

Yes... definitely a good sense of humor is attractive. I like guys who can make that dry, deadpan observation that cracks you up. Whimsical/goofy is fun, too (that would be the guy I'm currently seeing - and also my female flirtation partner, MM).

What doesn't do it for me is joke telling (as someone else already commented). I'll go as far to say that when someone here does a blog post that is solely the retelling of a somewhat lame joke, it goes from being not a turn-on, to actively being a turn-off.


smartasswoman 61F  
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4/8/2019 10:20 am

And, uh oh, I guess I am ruled out as ever being a potential partner since I have never seen Hellboy


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 10:36 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    And, uh oh, I guess I am ruled out as ever being a potential partner since I have never seen Hellboy
Yeah.... I've never seen it either...
I was trying to be funny. Did you smile? 😢
You're still on the list... πŸ“ƒI'm working on upping, my pain threshold... 😱

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Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 10:45 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Yes... definitely a good sense of humor is attractive. I like guys who can make that dry, deadpan observation that cracks you up. Whimsical/goofy is fun, too (that would be the guy I'm currently seeing - and also my female flirtation partner, MM).

    What doesn't do it for me is joke telling (as someone else already commented). I'll go as far to say that when someone here does a blog post that is solely the retelling of a somewhat lame joke, it goes from being not a turn-on, to actively being a turn-off.
Yep... I love the dry deadpan. I've gotten into some spots, where people, actually thought I was serious... with whatever I'd deadpanned about. Go figure... 😢
I'm not much of a joke guy either. Not to your level, but I can see your point.
So.... I'll be polite when I read those and give a hearty lol.
Which brings to mind... Did you hear about, the clown, the Domme and St. Peter... who all meet in a bar?

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kimberliejo1 42F  
1558 posts
4/8/2019 11:04 am

Your intelligence is shining thru on this one... I had no clue you could do that sweetheart, Lol... yes, an intellectual wit, that lighthearted glow that knows no boundaries are extremely attractive and handsome traits... #1 on my list...

Putting your heart on your sleeve is a step towards making a lifelong friend!


Paulxx001 62M
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4/8/2019 11:22 am

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    Your intelligence is shining thru on this one... I had no clue you could do that sweetheart, Lol... yes, an intellectual wit, that lighthearted glow that knows no boundaries are extremely attractive and handsome traits... #1 on my list...
Oh... you're too kind. 😊 Thank you.
Yep... it's right up there, for me as well. In your case... there's a lot... that glows. 😘
It is a real pleasure to meet a woman who can make me smile... without taking off, a stitch of clothing. 😊

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smartasswoman 61F  
30715 posts
4/8/2019 11:52 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yeah.... I've never seen it either...
    I was trying to be funny. Did you smile? 😢
    You're still on the list... πŸ“ƒI'm working on upping, my pain threshold... 😱
I guess this is one of those situations, where someone didn’t pick up on your deadpan, ha (with regard to Hellboy).

Just to clarify, it isn’t a requirement for someone to be into BDSM, for me to date them. But if they’re vanilla, they need to be open minded enough to be ok with the fact that a lot of my friends are kinksters and I go to parties and do BDSM stuff with them...that is not sexual per se, but can be pretty intimate. Which can be kind of a high bar for a lot of folks to cross...


Naughtypursuit 51F  
2013 posts
4/8/2019 1:20 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    .... yeah... That should have been :... barely read or write...
    It was a Typo.. Thanks for THAT capture! πŸ“πŸ˜Š
    I'm doing all of this, on my phone and stuff slips through the cracks, on this tiny screen... lol πŸ“±πŸ˜
    Much appreciated! πŸ‘πŸ˜˜
Lol, I thought it was on purpose based on the blog. I normally dont point out issues because I am a horrible typist. Sorry


Wonder167 52F  
2731 posts
4/8/2019 1:34 pm

Humor is very important, but as most have said, not the "joke telling," type. Just be casually funny. I can handle a smart ass too, I'm one myself, but in a funny way. The thing about humor is, we are not all on the same page as to what is humorous. Just like anything else, it's subjective. A man that can laugh at himself and not just at the expense of others is attractive, add confidence too and it's a winning combo.

Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important.
Capture the good times.
Develop from the negatives and if things don't work out,
Take another shot!


superbjversion2 64F  
15434 posts
4/8/2019 2:29 pm

"Now it's my turn to chortle. Really? Size has no bearing on choices women make?"

Of course size has a bearing ..... just not always the way one expects. Things need to fit right. Shoes. Senses of humor. Appendages.

I put the sex in sexagenarian


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 3:07 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I guess this is one of those situations, where someone didn’t pick up on your deadpan, ha (with regard to Hellboy).

    Just to clarify, it isn’t a requirement for someone to be into BDSM, for me to date them. But if they’re vanilla, they need to be open minded enough to be ok with the fact that a lot of my friends are kinksters and I go to parties and do BDSM stuff with them...that is not sexual per se, but can be pretty intimate. Which can be kind of a high bar for a lot of folks to cross...
Yep understood.
I try to imagine 'that' intimacy in front of a crowd like that. I'm just intrigued by just how 'intimate, it can get. Q? How many people are there? R we talking about sexual intimacy with everyone watching?
Hey... if it's an inappropriate Q for this space, then get it. 😢

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 3:11 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    Lol, I thought it was on purpose based on the blog. I normally dont point out issues because I am a horrible typist. Sorry
No... please don't apologize. I need as many eyes πŸ‘€ here as possible. Especially with AcF F messing around with the text.
I usually post and then walk away. So I wouldn't have caught that one. It slipped out!
Yep.. please don't stop with the edits!
By the way... It didn't quite make sense with that error... lol?
Thanks again. πŸ˜‰

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 3:18 pm

    Quoting Wonder167:
    Humor is very important, but as most have said, not the "joke telling," type. Just be casually funny. I can handle a smart ass too, I'm one myself, but in a funny way. The thing about humor is, we are not all on the same page as to what is humorous. Just like anything else, it's subjective. A man that can laugh at himself and not just at the expense of others is attractive, add confidence too and it's a winning combo.
Jokes... are not my favorite, either.
It's that added confidence that tip things for me, when I meet a woman as well. 😘
It's true that everyone has... a different idea of what humour is. I sometimes wonder if everyone gets 'mine', over here... 😱
Are you ever misunderstood, and people think you're serious? That has happened to me... a few times... omg 😱
Oh well... 😢

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 3:24 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    "Now it's my turn to chortle. Really? Size has no bearing on choices women make?"

    Of course size has a bearing ..... just not always the way one expects. Things need to fit right. Shoes. Senses of humor. Appendages.
True... Well put.
Makes perfect sense. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘
I love that first fitting.... when you're slipping things in, for the first time. And when there's a perfect fit, it feels more like a really, really nice sweatshirt you're trying, rather than those new shoes you're trying to push into.
That was an analogy. 😢
Hey... it's Monday... I'm warming up. 😘😁

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Heathen_G 60M
6321 posts
4/8/2019 6:06 pm

True that a woman would prefer a man with a healthy sense of humor, but this "Preference" is in her column listed "Secondary". In her "Primary" column, "Humor" is not listed.

Men - You want to increase the traffic on your profile? Make it funny.... No.. that would be really stupid, because "Humor" is perceptual phenomenon, the man needs to be known of, or personally known , first. Some idiot writing jokes in his profile will not be getting women hitting up his in-box to get laid. More likely she'll wonder if the guy is a weirdo.

When you're in meeting in person, then you can bring on the funnies..... but when she can't sense you ...only looking at a profile, don't make jokes. You don't know how a woman is going to perceive them, if she can at all.

Include jokes.... Not a good idea. Maybe you can get away with saying your favorite joke... but even that would be a bad idea. You don't know if that might offend her, and then -poof- you don't even have a shot at getting into her pussy.

Women - You want to attract the man you're looking for? ....Say you keep a clean home, clean body, you cook, and like having sex. Done. Men will be filling up your in-box. ..... You do not need to tell men you like humorous men, unless you can tell him emphatically a good joke will have you mounting him like a ravenous woman.

Include in your profile, an expressed desire, to find a humorous man. .... No... don't do that...Then you're inviting any man with internet access to jokes, to try and hit you up.

if he's funny... then he's also likely to be, that intelligent man - ....Don't count on it, girls.

Who's to say, she'll laugh at your stupid jokes and dumb ass, witty observations?... As I said, "Humor" is in column B. If she likes the guy, she's going to respond favorably to dumb ass wit. If she doesn't like him? He can have all jokes in the world downloaded into his brain, and he is NOT getting laid.


SeaGirlFL 55F
7986 posts
4/8/2019 7:17 pm

A sense of humor in a man is quite important...it shows he doesn't take himself too seriously.

(No comment on dick size, lol. )

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 8:02 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    True that a woman would prefer a man with a healthy sense of humor, but this "Preference" is in her column listed "Secondary". In her "Primary" column, "Humor" is not listed.

    Men - You want to increase the traffic on your profile? Make it funny.... No.. that would be really stupid, because "Humor" is perceptual phenomenon, the man needs to be known of, or personally known , first. Some idiot writing jokes in his profile will not be getting women hitting up his in-box to get laid. More likely she'll wonder if the guy is a weirdo.

    When you're in meeting in person, then you can bring on the funnies..... but when she can't sense you ...only looking at a profile, don't make jokes. You don't know how a woman is going to perceive them, if she can at all.

    Include jokes.... Not a good idea. Maybe you can get away with saying your favorite joke... but even that would be a bad idea. You don't know if that might offend her, and then -poof- you don't even have a shot at getting into her pussy.

    Women - You want to attract the man you're looking for? ....Say you keep a clean home, clean body, you cook, and like having sex. Done. Men will be filling up your in-box. ..... You do not need to tell men you like humorous men, unless you can tell him emphatically a good joke will have you mounting him like a ravenous woman.

    Include in your profile, an expressed desire, to find a humorous man. .... No... don't do that...Then you're inviting any man with internet access to jokes, to try and hit you up.

    if he's funny... then he's also likely to be, that intelligent man - ....Don't count on it, girls.

    Who's to say, she'll laugh at your stupid jokes and dumb ass, witty observations?... As I said, "Humor" is in column B. If she likes the guy, she's going to respond favorably to dumb ass wit. If she doesn't like him? He can have all jokes in the world downloaded into his brain, and he is NOT getting laid.
Yeah... That whole 'Jokes' reference , was wrongly presented. But it's a guideline... not a blueprint.
Jokes... ain't gonna cut it. You're right about that.😊
But you know, what I mean.
Then again... not everyone does. Do you think they are honing up on their jokes?
omg... lol 😁
Funny.. Where does your sense of humour play a role?
Yep.... jokes ARE lame.. for sure.
Do you have any favorites.. btw? lol? πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 8:13 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    True that a woman would prefer a man with a healthy sense of humor, but this "Preference" is in her column listed "Secondary". In her "Primary" column, "Humor" is not listed.

    Men - You want to increase the traffic on your profile? Make it funny.... No.. that would be really stupid, because "Humor" is perceptual phenomenon, the man needs to be known of, or personally known , first. Some idiot writing jokes in his profile will not be getting women hitting up his in-box to get laid. More likely she'll wonder if the guy is a weirdo.

    When you're in meeting in person, then you can bring on the funnies..... but when she can't sense you ...only looking at a profile, don't make jokes. You don't know how a woman is going to perceive them, if she can at all.

    Include jokes.... Not a good idea. Maybe you can get away with saying your favorite joke... but even that would be a bad idea. You don't know if that might offend her, and then -poof- you don't even have a shot at getting into her pussy.

    Women - You want to attract the man you're looking for? ....Say you keep a clean home, clean body, you cook, and like having sex. Done. Men will be filling up your in-box. ..... You do not need to tell men you like humorous men, unless you can tell him emphatically a good joke will have you mounting him like a ravenous woman.

    Include in your profile, an expressed desire, to find a humorous man. .... No... don't do that...Then you're inviting any man with internet access to jokes, to try and hit you up.

    if he's funny... then he's also likely to be, that intelligent man - ....Don't count on it, girls.

    Who's to say, she'll laugh at your stupid jokes and dumb ass, witty observations?... As I said, "Humor" is in column B. If she likes the guy, she's going to respond favorably to dumb ass wit. If she doesn't like him? He can have all jokes in the world downloaded into his brain, and he is NOT getting laid.
Yeah.. Jokes shouldn't be the focus.
What I should have said was... just be funny.
That's a tough one to be? Isn't it.
Yep... you're right. Jokes ain't cutting it! πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/8/2019 8:16 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    A sense of humor in a man is quite important...it shows he doesn't take himself too seriously.

    (No comment on dick size, lol. )
Thanks for popping in.
I know that sometimes... you don't always get my sense of humour. It's ok. Humour is always a risk. Isn't it? 😊

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smartasswoman 61F  
30715 posts
4/8/2019 8:53 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yep understood.
    I try to imagine 'that' intimacy in front of a crowd like that. I'm just intrigued by just how 'intimate, it can get. Q? How many people are there? R we talking about sexual intimacy with everyone watching?
    Hey... if it's an inappropriate Q for this space, then get it. 😢
No worries, I enjoy your questions.

Short answer is - it varies

The parties that I go to regularly usually have around twenty guests. But that doesn't mean there'll be 18 people watching me and my play partner, because some people are going to be doing their own scenes and others might be socializing in the kitchen. But there could be a handful of people watching.

There are other events with much larger numbers of attendees; like there's a quarterly party that usually has 75-100 people.

In terms of intimacy, I'm fairly low key about it. But just as examples, if I'm spanking someone I might give them a break by stopping to caress their ass instead. If I'm flogging someone who's standing up, maybe I take a break and put my arms around them from behind, whisper in their ear to check in, and so forth.

The last scene that I did with my friend MM, I was on a padded table and she was crawling around on top of me and at one point rubbed her (covered) crotch on my face.

So none of that is "sex" per se but it is the kind of stuff that could bother someone who you're dating, if there is any insecurity.

And there are other people who actually do have sex, but it's not really all that common at a public play party. In fact I think I've only seen a guy fucking a woman once in 10 years. And a couple times I've seen a woman with a strap-on with another woman...


Paulxx001 replies on 4/8/2019 11:27 pm:
Very interesting. Fascinating stuff. Thanks for sharing. Yes... intriguing. My curiosity keeps growing. I'm sure I'll have another question... moving forward... Thanks for the sharing your experiences.

dogslife2live01 67M
572 posts
4/9/2019 6:27 am

"Ok... not only is that true... but it's funny! 😁
I'm guessing... you're successful in your pursuit of female companionship...?
Yep.. Good one. Drop by any time. πŸ‘"

thank you for the invite. and as for the pursuit part... i think i am living on the bad part of the island.... or maybe they don't like the bait i am using! but the lake seems to be dry the days i am fishing

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/9/2019 12:32 pm

    Quoting dogslife2live01:
    "Ok... not only is that true... but it's funny! 😁
    I'm guessing... you're successful in your pursuit of female companionship...?
    Yep.. Good one. Drop by any time. πŸ‘"

    thank you for the invite. and as for the pursuit part... i think i am living on the bad part of the island.... or maybe they don't like the bait i am using! but the lake seems to be dry the days i am fishing
Hey... it's all good. Fishermen never give up. They change it up by trying different parts of the lake... at different times.
Best of luck! 🐑 πŸ™ πŸ•οΈ 🐟 πŸ–οΈ

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scoupe42 55M  
6133 posts
4/10/2019 4:47 am

Good blog!


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/10/2019 7:15 am

Hey. Happy Wednesday. Thanks for popping in. πŸ‘

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Tmptrzz 56F  
58691 posts
4/10/2019 10:58 am

What a great read and your absolutely one hundred percent correct, on men needing to have a great sense of humor. I hope you have a great hump day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/10/2019 11:48 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    What a great read and your absolutely one hundred percent correct, on men needing to have a great sense of humor. I hope you have a great hump day..
Thanks for popping in.
For me... humour is a deal breaker... She has to be able to laugh at my silliness... lol 😁
Men do need to lighten up. I find some here and even in the real world, are just wound up so tight.
Makes for no fun at all, no? 😊😘

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SolarPowered0 113M
8358 posts
4/10/2019 4:13 pm



Here's the deal, Paul...

Early on, my ex-wife used to laugh all the time. As soon as we got married, she stopped laughin'. So, after twenty some years of learnin' jokes and makin' a fool outta myself, I finally just puilled out me weener one last time. She ain't stopped laughin' since.

Now, I sure ain't no comedian; but that little dummy I cart around with me... that little shit can draw out a belly laugh from the saddest girl in town! Sometimes he even sweet-talks 'em--in Greek, no less!

Solar...



Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/10/2019 7:18 pm

    Quoting SolarPowered0:


    Here's the deal, Paul...

    Early on, my ex-wife used to laugh all the time. As soon as we got married, she stopped laughin'. So, after twenty some years of learnin' jokes and makin' a fool outta myself, I finally just puilled out me weener one last time. She ain't stopped laughin' since.

    Now, I sure ain't no comedian; but that little dummy I cart around with me... that little shit can draw out a belly laugh from the saddest girl in town! Sometimes he even sweet-talks 'em--in Greek, no less!

    Solar...



So ya learned Greek, did ya? lol
Good one! πŸ˜πŸ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/15/2019 9:33 pm

Happy Tuesday.... I just posted something yesterday that you might find amusing.... Have a great day!
FrankeeZee and The Brazilian Wax Challenge

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craftydp 48M
4 posts
4/18/2019 8:51 pm

You mean the conversation starter, "you want to fuck" doesn't work? HUh, who knew? sarcasm sign.


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/19/2019 1:19 am

    Quoting craftydp:
    You mean the conversation starter, "you want to fuck" doesn't work? HUh, who knew? sarcasm sign.
lol... Oh yeah! That one always works...! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

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Stlforfun1990 28M
12 posts
4/19/2019 8:07 am

I am just looking for people who want fun nsa.


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/19/2019 9:04 am

    Quoting Stlforfun1990:
    I am just looking for people who want fun nsa.
Yep... sounds like a plan. Go for it!
Drop by any time. πŸ‘
Best of luck.... if ya need any pointers or tips and tricks on how to get around this island... 🏝️ feel free to call me back.

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CampoGirl 53F  
42999 posts
4/21/2019 6:24 am

Most of my dates end up in loads of laughter!!!

So I just put my clothes back on and go home.

Now on my Blog: πŸ‘„ New Pictures πŸ‘“


Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/21/2019 7:38 am

    Quoting CampoGirl:
    Most of my dates end up in loads of laughter!!!

    So I just put my clothes back on and go home.
Well... there must have been a few good parts? πŸ€”πŸ˜˜
Maybe, the advice should have been... just laugh à bit. 😊. Have a good one.... 😘🐰🐣😊

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/26/2019 7:45 am

Need a laugh? I posted this yesterday...
Paul is Gone and Has Left Me In Charge Here39s My BDSM Adventure

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
4/29/2019 11:44 pm

I just posted this yesterday.. I thought it was amusing. You might find it interesting as well.
My Private Mail Box

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
5/3/2019 8:20 am

I posted a quick blog yesterday. You might enjoy it.
Ever Share a Pizza With A Naked Cowgirl

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Paulxx001 62M
8550 posts
5/7/2019 10:32 am

I posted an amusing blog post yesterday. You might enjoy it.
There Was Naked Bowling On Thursdays

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BendMeOver278 28F  
2457 posts
5/7/2019 4:06 pm

I really like funny men.
I also find dick size important.
But I need to like you and want to fuck you to care about dick size.
So, funny is more important.

But no matter how funny you are, I'm not fucking a 10 inch penis. I'm just really not.


I'll also agree, I love a funny profile. Put a joke or two in and I'm way more interested.


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