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Posted:Nov 17, 2011 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2011 9:40 pm
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So my mind wandered again, no surprise, because my mind always go on a mini vacation away from reality. Tonight's topic has been on my mind for awhile, I just always forget about it.
So as I figure out which costs more, you find out where you stand on this..
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The Adventures of Rocks Off Boy! or This didn't happen, right?
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Posted:Nov 15, 2011 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 2:9 pm
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I am somewhat adventurous when it comes to sex. but then again who isn't on this site. We all have had a few slip ups here and there (See one of my earlier posts for my greatest blunder ever and for an even funnier one I suggest this one [post 2074907]).
So I met this attractive dancer at a local club after spending roughly $200 in one night upon having her dance and gyrate for me. 
After much heavy petting kissing and sucking she pulls out a bag of toys and asks me if I'd use some of them on her. 
I would have been a fool to have said no, so of course, I didn't.
Needless to say that was an enjoyable night for the both of us. 
We continued to see each other for a month or two, with her coming over after every night at the club to finish what her patrons started.
One night, as she is going through her bag o tricks she says "I have a surprise for you, but I need you to close your eyes". 
At this point I'm thinking "Shit! I'm gonna get robbed, how the hell do I explain this to the cops?". Luckily she doesn't bring out a gun, or handcuffs o-o, or rope ?*, but instead she brings out this new toy she bought...
It was a "Rocks Off" Prostate massage toy.
It was purple, shaped like a g-spot vibrator except it had a small silver tip at the end you inserted.
I had never had the pleasure of playing with these before, but hell I had had a drink or two so I figured why the hell not. So we get to our usual foreplay position of 69 and while she is swallowing me orally she slides this thing into me.
I was Immediately sent to heaven and back when she turned the thing on. It had a vibrating tip at the end the buzzed my prostate like a vibrating cell phone!
It was at this moment that I clenched my cheeks and howled at the moon!
Seconds later, thanks to her amazing oral skills I was ready to go again, still feeling the tingly feeling from my prostate as I begun to pound her like some human jackhammer. I finally came after an hour and a half, spent and somewhat exhausted.
And my prostate still felt like it was in heaven buzzing the whole time...
Wait....Buzzing the whole time?
Something didn't feel right, and so I looked at the toy..
..The silver tip was missing. 
So I'll be on my way to the hospital shortly and I'm going to have to explain this whole incident to my doctor, who's probably going to be pissed, cause I wouldn't even let him do a prostate exam a few weeks ago. 
Wish me luck!
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Do Women Know When We Fake Orgasms?
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Posted:Nov 14, 2011 2:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2011 8:24 pm
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Some days when I have time to sit and think I remember things long past. I thought about times when I didn't enjoy sex. I'm not sure why I didn't, but there were a few instances where I just wasn't in the mood and felt I was forced to "perform".
I've had bad sex, and it's no good for either party involved. So to get it over with I have faked a climax. I remember my last faked orgasm, and laugh. It was a good performance. A yell, a shake and shiver, a believable "O" face...yeah, I had it good. She feel for it too, thinking she had "good pussy" as she put it. I had to hold in my grin.
Now I know it was wrong, but I would have felt bad if I had hurt the woman's feelings.
Like I said earlier, that wasn't my first fake, and I THINK I have yet to be caught, but I was wondering, do women know if and when men are faking orgasms?
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Hello DOES NOT mean
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Posted:Nov 12, 2011 5:44 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2011 8:32 pm
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Ladies, I love yall, and I always say that when I start these things, cause I truly do. Hell I could say I'm your #1 fan.
And (because I'm not contradicting here), I do have a bone to pick with you at the same time.
Just because we say hello, it is not an offer of sex.
Earlier today I was in my local Books-a-million bookstore. As I was enjoying my day there with a few friends a woman walks by with a stroller and the cutest ! She was adorable! She watched us as her and her mom strolled by our area all the way until they sat down a few feet away from us.
So as we are sitting there, this adorable young woman (who I am assuming was 3 or 4 years old) kept watching us as we continued to laugh and joke around. Finally I could stand no more as I had to meet this ray of sunshine. I went over and said my hello and asked her mom what her name was. I was ignored and blamed it on the fact that her mom was engaged in a previous conversation with the woman next to her. So I walked back to my group and our fun continued.
Fast forward to about 45 minutes later, I stepped outside to meet another buddy and as I was comming back in they mom and were leaving. As they walked away I said "You still haven't told me your name, sweetie" in which the mom replied "married". I quickly snapped with "I wasn't talking to you I was speaking to HER". I felt bad initially but then I got pissed. I REALLY Was not trying to hit on this woman, only speak to a that I thought was a cutie and who seemed to have her eyes fixed on me and my cohorts.
Just got me to thinking, do all women assume that when men speak to them they are trying to get into your pants?
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Yes, Women DO watch Porn!
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Posted:Nov 10, 2011 7:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2011 8:41 am
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So another website forum I post on got me to watch a classic porn movie I had heard about but never had the opportunity to view. I am now convinced that in the 70's and possibly the 90's women had to be the #1 buyers of porn movies.
Reason: The Storylines.
A lot of the movies I watched that belong to the 70's had what any other movie of any other genere had. Plot, Actual characters, conflict, resolution, even a Climax (on both ends). There just happened to be some sex during the movie.
I backed my theory up by watching movies from each era and it seemes that the 70's movies gave you more drama and movie characteristics than the other decades.
The women that I have had the pleasure of discussing adult films with enjoy those that have passionate sex scenes.
70's - Check.
Now If only this decade could take a page from that. Nowadays it seems they just give you scenes that feature a small interview and then right to the sucking.
Thats fine every now and then, I guess. But I too, miss the days of actually fleshing out characters before seeing them naked. It ads to my fantasies.
What do you think?
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Men Wearing Thongs?
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Posted:Nov 5, 2011 4:45 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2011 8:16 pm
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Ladies, I apologize.
Last night as I watched my girl get all nice and dressed up, I began to wonder of what she wore underneath.
That led to me taking the clothes she was putting on off.
And the fun began.
After our intense and heavy lovemaking I got to thinking about the things women do for men, and the things we don't, or CAN'T do for you.
You women have all the options it seems, sexy underwear, lingerie, revealing outerwear, shoes, etc, etc.
But what do we men have? What can we wear for you women that you consider sexy?
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It's better when you tease...
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Posted:Nov 3, 2011 9:00 am
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2011 7:59 am
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Dear ladies, I love you all to death, but I have an issue.
A LOT of you on this site either don't know, or don't care about the art of seduction. It's not one thing to see you completely naked, but for alot of you those are the only pics you have!
It works for most me I guess, but there are a bunch of us out there that that doesn't work for us. We LOVE to be teased.
Wearing something revealing, but not too much turns me on, BIGTIME.
A nice skirt, a blouse or shirt that shows off the best part of your chest, heels that help accentuate your legs, things like that. Am I asking for alot? Not really. All you do is just take a few pics with your clothes on for a change.
And it's not like you have to go out and buy clothes, YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM!
Hell I know some women who can make sweatpants sexy.
So give us a few teasing clothes on pics. That way, we can imagine what you look like underneath before we go to the next pic you have (if you have more than one).
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Post Halloween Photos!
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Posted:Nov 2, 2011 9:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2011 9:00 am
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Well unfortunately Halloween fell at the beginning of the week this year, and as I walked down the streets of downtown I was by myself in the costume dept. Of course I got nods, a few cheers, and one or two people dared to sing my costume's theme song, but no one else came out of regular clothes.
Ah well. I still had a blast! Anyone else dress up?
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Why do women Flip Flop?
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Posted:Nov 1, 2011 8:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2011 9:00 am
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Being a male of our species I can never understand the gender that is feminine, but I have always wonder why a woman's preference can be so fickle at times.
I had a woman I was dating once who claimed she loved anal sex. Now I wasn't a huge fan of it, but I complied for her. Next thing I know she switched to vaginal only. Ok, I wasn't too shocked about that. SO that was kind of a bad example. But how about this. That same woman would talk to me about a threesome with another woman, the next day talk of a couple, within a few hours nix the ENTIRE thing, only to bring it all up during sex. After sex I ask if she was serious and she claims yes, only to again the next day, nix it all!
Whats up with that?
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A Writers Blockade
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Posted:Oct 31, 2011 7:43 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 6:08 pm
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There have been, in the past year or so that I have been absent, COUNTLESS times when I have wanted to get thoughts on paper (or in this case on screen) and never had anything around to put my thoughts on. Then, as my luck would sometimes have it, when I finally get an opportunity to release these thoughts, they disappear.
Usually in the shower I come up with some great idea. A song, a poem, or the very rare invention and lo and behold when I get out and to my computer.... this -----> ___________.
And so I'm left there to stare at a blank screen and try to collect fragments of what was a crystal clear picture minutes ago.
This was one of those times, and so I thought I'd write about it.
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iTap G Vibrator (Toy review)
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Posted:May 26, 2010 9:23 am
Last Updated:May 27, 2010 7:45 am
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The iTap "G" Vibe is an instrument that could be ahead of its time. The idea of a simple, one touch, no button one handed toy is an idea that wasn't thought of until now, so that's a plus on the creative side. Immediately after taking it out of the package and placing the batteries in, it sprang to life.
I had to turn it off, and with its 5 settings (you have to go through them all) it's not easy. There is no rough play that can be had with this toy unless you are expecting sudden shifts in the speeds. The vibe switches to the next speed at almost the slightest bump, so be careful when you play.
Lube goes on easy, and clean up is quickly done with soap and water. I recommend this toy be used for vaginal stimulation only, as anal play will be painful.On the good side, you partner will definitely have an orgasm with the vibe, guaranteed. Its not big, so for those women who have smaller vaginal openings with have no problems with this toy. Use in moderation, as prolonged use will leave your partner a bit "shaken up".
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Take it back or leave it there?
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Posted:Nov 5, 2009 11:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2009 12:05 pm
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In all my years of dating, breakups, makeups and the final closing of romantic chapters, there's one thing I hate the most.
(spooky noise)
The day of retrieval!
You know, that time when all the stuff you've kept at each others apartments gets put into a nice box and returned....or not.
So which do you do? Do you hold on to things in hopes of a reconciliation, or do you throw them out on the front lawn and tell them to come and get their things?
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A salute to under there!
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Posted:Nov 2, 2009 10:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 2:9 pm
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Ladies and gentlemen, a toast.
To all the women who wear lace underwear, we salute you. =8b
For those that wear bikini cut, we applaud you. 8b
for the ladies who wear thongs, we give you a standing ovation. happym;
And for those brave women who dare to wear g-strings... 
I just thought that I'd get that out of the way before I go on with my thought. Its been awhile, and I do apologize for the long wait. I hope I haven't lost too many of you that do manage to read these thoughts. For those of you that stayed, thank you.
Men love underwear. There, I've said it. Now allow me to go into detail.
It is a thing of beauty to see a woman with hardly anything on. a true turn on for any man (or woman) to see the skin of another that is rarely seen in public. It's a sign of intimacy, one that arouses anyone who gets the opportunity to view.
For G string and thong viewers nothing says sexy like looking at a tiny strip sliding snugly into hidden crevices.
Ah the things I fantasize about while seeing a woman slowly slide out of her pants, dress, or otherwise to expose the hidden undergarment.
I love a tease, and nothing says "tease" more than a woman who has little of nothing on. I like to lick, touch and caress the fabric that separates my skin from hers, the thought of the only thing between us is only a few millimeters thick is....arousing.
And to top it all off, to see a nice ass cupped perfectly by a thin piece of fabric is simply breathtaking.
So again to those of you that choose to put on that thin layer under the outer layer, the men of the world, this country, and I as well..thank you.
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