Skinny dipping
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Posted:Aug 11, 2018 5:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2018 7:58 pm
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I did a bunch of kayaking while camping this last week. Found an ideal place for a bit of skinny dipping. Stumbled upon a beautiful little cove. Completely secluded. Rounded pebble beach, Soft moist moss. Numerous rock ledges for perching or leaning upon.
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Camping needs?
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Posted:Aug 10, 2018 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2018 5:03 am
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Good weather, good food, good drinks, good friends, good kayaking.
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Lost the gold, doing my own polishing this week
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Posted:Aug 5, 2018 4:24 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2018 5:18 pm
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Since I'm going to be out of town this week I let my gold membership lapse too. I'll renew on Friday. A couple of you sent me messages that I now can't read. I'll check them out when I return.
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Going flacid, uhm, off the grid
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Posted:Aug 4, 2018 2:46 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2018 4:22 am
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I will be off line Sunday to Friday. Don't do anything I would not do. Do not worry, that leaves plenty of options.
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Sin or shame?
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Posted:Aug 4, 2018 9:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2018 2:44 pm
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It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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What is it called when one person sleeps on top of another?
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Posted:Aug 3, 2018 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2018 5:19 pm
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Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-- but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay,” said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, he came back in and said angrily: “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom would like a word with you!”
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New high soon to be low
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Posted:Aug 3, 2018 5:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2018 2:42 pm
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Wow, up to third from the top on most active male blog. That will come crashing down soon. I'll be off the grid entirely next week while camping on the shore of Lake Superior.
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Kegel coaching
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Posted:Aug 2, 2018 10:29 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2018 1:42 pm
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I've posted a of times about how much I enjoy Dr. Lyndsey Doe's Sexplanations YouTube channel. The most recent episode is titled Am I Doing Kegels Correctly. It is a fascinating 5 minutes. Take a look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isvt-8J_rBo
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citymixx.com irony is such a bitch, uhm glitch
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Posted:Aug 2, 2018 5:09 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2018 7:39 am
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So all my posts are back, as I assumed they would be. I think it is funny as all hell that the post on which I have received, by a large margin, the most comments was a post about not seeing comments. Thanks for all who looked in and emailed me.
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My favorite password
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Posted:Jul 31, 2018 6:24 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2018 5:03 am
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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50f$%kingboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50F$%KINGboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50F$%kingBoiledCabbagesShovedU pYourArseIfYouDon' tGiveMeAccess Now!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER Now PissedOff: 50F$%kingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA$%&IfYouDontGiveMeAccess Now
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already taken.
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Elk Sex...
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Posted:Jul 30, 2018 5:00 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2018 6:34 am
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Elk Sex...
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, 'Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?'
Aww, sh*t!' says his friend, 'and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!'
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Now that is a healthcare plan
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Posted:Jul 29, 2018 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2018 6:35 pm
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I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. This is a refreshing change:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Do you sometimes feel stressed? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about
Cabernet Sauvignon!
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side Effects May Include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Warnings: The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. Chardonnay, Scotch, Vodka or Bourbon and of course Beer may be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results!
Please feel free to share this important Medical information!
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