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Here is a few more funnies !
Posted:Jan 21, 2019 6:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 4:58 am
Don't think I will get up too early in the morning so I will post the funnies for you now.been a long day had to go to the rehab center for a check see , I have to drive 1 hour there and 1 back but sadly there was a bad accident out on the highway and it looked like someone got hurt bad.We had over 50 ml of rain yesterday and the highway was really wet this morning so didn't look good ..hope and pray no deaths but still highway was blocked off and that usually means it is bad..anyway here is a few memes to hopefully get your evening laugh before bed or morning laugh when you wake..

Do you remember?
Posted:Jan 21, 2019 6:14 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 5:04 am
In a former post I talked about watching a few cartoons and a few children's shows when I was growing up, Other programs came later on when I was much older I still enjoyed watching the shows that made me laugh and was ones which we couldn't wait to see over and over ..then there were very few reruns like there are now...I watch anything that I find funny and can laugh like crazy over ..Whose line is it anyway , rerunning now never gets old , but this one is got to be so my favourite m Sanford and Son , classic .I have a few memes here I found online ..not a lot of people may have seen it but it was a favorite all the same..

Hmmmm whats for dinner tonight ?
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2019 8:16 pm

three men were trudging through the jungle for a couple days after getting separated from their party ..the finally realized they were lost .Upon stopping they heard a sound and it seemed to be coming closer out of the brush came a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals bound them up and took them back to the village.
The cannibal King looked them up and down and said," I wont kill and eat you if you can pass a trial .The men agreed they would try..The cannibal King said ," I want each of you to go with my men into the jungle and gather 10 pieces of fruit all of the same kind and bring them back here .Then You will be told what I want you to do next"
The three went off with the tribe members , the first guy came back and hour later and stood before the cannibal King he held 10 apples in his arms. " Now , " said the cannibal King " I want you to shove them all up your ass but you must not show and emotion , no pain."
The guy started 1- went in pretty easy..2 -went in a bit harder ..3 -almost got halfway in and the man cried out in pain..The cannibal King killed him and he went to heaven.
The next guy come back and he stood before the cannibal King and he held out his hands and showed 10 berries ..the cannibal King said ," Now I want you to shove all of those berries up your ass , but you are not to show any emotion and no pain."
The guy thought to himself this will be a breeze, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8- then he burst out laughing , the cannibal King killed him and he went to heaven.
Shortly thereafter the first and second guys met in heaven each told their story. First guy said , " but that's sad you had it made you could have went free what happened that made you laugh? " The second guy said , " when I looked up and seen the last guy coming back with 10 watermelon I couldn't help myself "
Lion won't sleep tonight! lol
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2019 5:47 am

Gorilla was hanging in a tree by the river bank , bored he was trying to figure out what he could do to relieve his boredom. He sees a big lion walking down the path towards the river to get a drink..Hmmm the gorilla thinks how funny it would be to screw the King of the jungle up the ass..Gorilla jumps down from the tree grabs the lion from behind and starts pumping. The lion freaks out and jumps into the river and comes out roaring and really pissed off..
Gorilla sees this as a pretty volatile situation so in fear for his life took off running through the jungle with the lion not far behind.Gorilla had to think fast because he knew the lion would catch him..Ahead he seen a hunters camp , so he ducked inside the tent and seen the hunter sitting there on his ipad surfing the internet,, The hunter was so surprised that he dropped his ipad and ran out .
The gorilla knew again he had to think fast so he grabbed the hunters clothes put the hat and jacket on and hid his lower body under a blanket,,With a mighty road the lion crashed thru the woods and ran ibto the tent seeing what he thought was a hunter he asked , "Did you see a gorilla come running by here ? From behind the ipad the gorilla said, "You mean the one who screwed the lion up the ass? "
Flabbergasted the lion roared, " Holy shit don't tell me that's posted on the Internet already !

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