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How to measure the length....
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How to measure the length.... ..... of your cock. Time and time again I've read the question on the Advice Line, so I've found this to help all those that are wanting to know.  What's more important is knowing how to use what you've got, no matter the size. |
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I'm curious if guys would find it intimidating if their partner provided these??  "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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are those in centimeters?? "The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." -Anais Nin "I am big, it's the pictures that got small!" -Norma Desmond
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awesome xo
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Now I know how long and hard I get Everytime I fuck someone  😍🤗
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 Good One...
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Haha nice
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are those in centimeters??
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looks like it "The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." -Anais Nin "I am big, it's the pictures that got small!" -Norma Desmond
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What a "perfect" product. When I'm hard there's never a tape measure around and my mind is usually on some one else.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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weird
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I'm curious if guys would find it intimidating if their partner provided these?? 
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are those in centimeters?? 
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awesome xo Do you think they would be a BIG seller?
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Now I know how long and hard I get Everytime I fuck someone 😍🤗Better go buy a supply.
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Good One...Glad you got a laugh out of it. 
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Haha nice Did your nice smile on your profile photo come from seeing this?
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looks like it
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Interesting. Are you rushing off to buy some?
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Don't think it would be accurate for a very thick cock as more of the condom would be needed to cover the cock. “For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Much like this site  Visit my Blog for my adventures.
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What a "perfect" product. When I'm hard there's never a tape measure around and my mind is usually on some one else.
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weird Some people come up with unusual ideas.
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Don't think it would be accurate for a very thick cock as more of the condom would be needed to cover the cock.
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You should always measure in centimeters because it sounds bigger that way.
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You should always measure in centimeters because it sounds bigger that way. Funny comment.
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mmmmm lol Glad I was able to give you a
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That would be perfect.We just wrap a piece of painters tape At the right measurement just to ensure we don't go to deep. Will we be seeing more of these as a requirement for dick pics In profiles real soon? Using more than all the road!
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That is funny! Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy Sine Metu CN
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That would be perfect.We just wrap a piece of painters tape At the right measurement just to ensure we don't go to deep. Will we be seeing more of these as a requirement for dick pics In profiles real soon?
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That is funny! Glad you got a
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are those in centimeters??  Bit of a mood killer I think though. Unless it glows in the dark and can play MP3s at the same time. 
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Do they do a version in mm? Bit of a mood killer I think though. Unless it glows in the dark and can play MP3s at the same time.
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I'm sure the size varies from time to time....depending on many factors....health, horniness (is that a word?). Can you imagine the look of horror on his face if it was a few centimeters less than it was the week before?? ~~~ Anais Nin ~~~
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come measure me, my sweetness come measure me tonight in centimetres or inches either one will be all right lean in close to check the measure lean in close and check away come measure me, my sweetness come measure me today
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I'm sure the size varies from time to time....depending on many factors....health, horniness (is that a word?). Can you imagine the look of horror on his face if it was a few centimeters less than it was the week before??
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come measure me, my sweetness come measure me tonight in centimetres or inches either one will be all right lean in close to check the measure lean in close and check away come measure me, my sweetness come measure me today You never cease to amaze me. A hands on measurement is defiantly more fun.
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Not intimidating - challenging. The measure is merely indicative that such a woman is clearly indicating it is quality that counts. At least that would be my view. I blogged a little poem about my lover who laughs when she orgasms - now that is potentially intimidating for anyone (male or female). I t certainly was the first time it happened. Thereafter I make it a point of honour to be "amusing"!
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Not intimidating - challenging. The measure is merely indicative that such a woman is clearly indicating it is quality that counts. At least that would be my view. I blogged a little poem about my lover who laughs when she orgasms - now that is potentially intimidating for anyone (male or female). I t certainly was the first time it happened. Thereafter I make it a point of honour to be "amusing"! I've seen and been sent some photos that has me cringing at the size and thinking...no way.  I had a partner for two years that used to laugh, I hated it. I wondered...WHF the 1st few times it happened.
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Shouldn't the numbers start with zero at the base?! & a lot of women are more interested in the girth than the length so a circumference measure might be the go!
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Shouldn't the numbers start with zero at the base?! & a lot of women are more interested in the girth than the length so a circumference measure might be the go!
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Maybe a 3rd & more important measurement should be taken & that's how hard it gets! Anyway its all about pleasing her with it & having lots f hot sexy fun with it rather than gathering statistics.
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Maybe a 3rd & more important measurement should be taken & that's how hard it gets! Anyway its all about pleasing her with it & having lots f hot sexy fun with it rather than gathering statistics.
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you need to patent it
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lol thanks for posting this. I think most guys tend to round up on their measuring skills. Online everyone has 8" +
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you need to patent it Think I might be a bit late for that.
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lol thanks for posting this. I think most guys tend to round up on their measuring skills. Online everyone has 8" + 8+ inches..... Think I'd run from that.
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I am late reading blog catchups but this struck me in a most humorous manner. .Thanks for the laugh (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I am late reading blog catchups but this struck me in a most humorous manner. .Thanks for the laugh Glad this gave you a I try to do funny blogs..... most of the time.
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Its not the size of the wand, its how you use it. Thats the real magic > Most woman dont want more then 6 or 7 inches so they tell me
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Its not the size of the wand, its how you use it. Thats the real magic > Most woman dont want more then 6 or 7 inches so they tell me I totally agree with you.
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Measuring and putting the condom are part of the foreplay.... so yes measuring and fitting can be fun... lol
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I like to use different measurements in different places to ensure proper fit. If you gag, try harder and check again, then you may notice that you have reached your limit there. If you spasm uncontrollable, get really wet, then you have reach your limit there. If you spasm, arch your back real hard and make uncontrollable contracting muscle spasms, relax even more, you can take more there, so drive it all home. As May West said, it ain't the shape of the ship, it is, the motion of the ocean.
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Measuring and putting the condom are part of the foreplay.... so yes measuring and fitting can be fun... lol I'm all for adding things to make it fun.
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I like to use different measurements in different places to ensure proper fit. If you gag, try harder and check again, then you may notice that you have reached your limit there. If you spasm uncontrollable, get really wet, then you have reach your limit there. If you spasm, arch your back real hard and make uncontrollable contracting muscle spasms, relax even more, you can take more there, so drive it all home. As May West said, it ain't the shape of the ship, it is, the motion of the ocean.May West sure was a classic. Great saying, and I agree with her.
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hahaha great
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hahaha great Thought it too funny not to share.
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Haha that is funny, would luv to try it and prove how big I am.
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I recently read that there was a bit of a craze suggesting the best way to measure was to stick it through a toilet roll and measure the bit sticking out and add that to the length of the roll. I gave it a try....bad mistake as I got stuck in it, and it was a deeply unpleasant feeling, trying to get it off without getting a paper cut
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Haha that is funny, would luv to try it and prove how big I am. Maybe if you find them, you can put a pic on your profile.
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I recently read that there was a bit of a craze suggesting the best way to measure was to stick it through a toilet roll and measure the bit sticking out and add that to the length of the roll. I gave it a try....bad mistake as I got stuck in it, and it was a deeply unpleasant feeling, trying to get it off without getting a paper cut Sorry I shouldn't have , but I found it funny. Do not try the vacuum trick.
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