Articles by anteater6996

If only   7/3/2018

A Male Fairy Tale <br><br> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, <br><br> "Will you marry me?" <br><br> The Princess immediately said, &q


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Text message   7/3/2018

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. <br><br> The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic;


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Little Johnny   7/2/2018

Little Johnny strolls into school on Tuesday. <br><br> The teacher stops him in the hall. <br><br> “Johnny, why weren’t you in school yesterday?” <br><br> “


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Golf lessons   7/2/2018

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. <br><br> The husband has his lesson first. After the pr


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at work   6/24/2018

I'm sure my coworker is having an affair with my wife... <br><br> He's been very miserable lately.


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A man walked into a bar with his arm in a cast   6/24/2018

"What happened to you?" asked the bartender. "I got in a fight with Kelly." "Kelly? He's only a small guy - he must have had something in his hand." "He did - a


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Blonde   6/24/2018

A blond is in a car crash and she says, "I think I have a concussion." The paramedic asks, "How many fingers do I have up?" The blond shrieks, "Oh my God! I am paralyzed from


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Late Night Visitors   6/17/2018

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies standing there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is


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All's Well   4/30/2016

Donald Trump was walking along the beach when he came across a muslim and a mexican. Words were exchanged which quickly became physical. In the scuffle a genie bottle was dislodged from the sand. They


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ready and willing   1/20/2015

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll look at it


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limerick   1/20/2015

there was a trucker from Trent who had a prick so long it bent


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hiway to hawaii   1/19/2015

a guy find's a bottle on the beach. he rubs it and out comes a genie who tells him he will grant him one wish. the guy asks for a road to Hawaii because he is afraid of flying and gets very seasick .


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