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My Ideal Person Please note that I am interested in women and transgendered women (living fully as a woman and completely passable) and submissive.
Otherwise, female, and just as twisted as me.
Life in the Discount Aisle
Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.
In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and undervalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.
I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.
A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago.
The Break-up
In order to facilitate a speedy and effective break-up I submit the following letter:
Dear (recipients name here),
This isn't going to work out. (Please circle reason/s below*)
1. There's always drama with you.
2. It's me, not you.
3. I cant stand- a. Your excessive drinking/drugs, b. Your chronic masturbation/sex addiction, c. Your lying, d. Your smell, e. Your ineptitude in bed, f. Other reason not specified.
4. My family said they would disown me for dating/marrying you.
5. I read your e-mail.
6. You read my e-mail.
7. You scare my friends/parents/dog/cat/houseplants.
8. Your parole/probation officer came by.
9. I'm going to join the peace corps/seminary/convent/foreign legion.
10. My husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend wants me back.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
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Sex, sex, sex, food, sex, sex, sex, do something, sex, sex while doing something else, calling in sick for sex, being late for sex, sex, sex, sex!!!
You know, sex, right?
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Angelina Jolie, Lips, of course.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women or Trans |