April 2012 See Our New Picture Album:- [COLOR deeppink][COLOR limegreen]-----------[B]EYES WIDE SHUT SOCIETY--THEME DINNER PARTIES If you are into erotic roleplay, photos, AND orgies well you may wish to seek membership in this private invitation only society.[/B]====================================================[/[/COLOR]COLOR] Another Update DEc 21, 2011 SEE OUR "EROTIC B & B" PHOTO ALBUM Our B & B is fantasy fulfillment NOT a commercial enterprise. We like sexy people to Check in to one of our guest rooms for an over night of party, play , dinner, costumes and photo shoots that produce many wonderful photos for YOUR NON-Family album. Pictures of our home here only to establish our unique taste in atmosphere condusive with our lifestyle and yours we hope. Cum visit us. UPDATE News Flash Dec 20; 2011 We're back on AFF for a 2nd try. Added some more pic and will try to add more IF YOUR A SOLO MALE; OUR CONDOLENCES IF A SOLO FEMALE: WE'RE TAKING APPLICATIONS AS FAST AS WE CAN BUT ...OK OK WE'RE DING-GET IT. BY THE WAY IF YOU ARE A SOLO FEMALE AND LIST YOUR WEIGHT AS "RATHER NOT SAY" = NO GO FOR US OR LIST YOUR WEIGHT ANYWHERE NEAR 200LBS WE ASSUME YOUR TWINS; RIGHT??? TWINS GO TO THE HEAD OF THE LINE!!! We can play WEEKDAYS,afternoons,evenings,and WEEKENDS as well. ====================================================== She is a very attractive playmate who is NEW to the Scene. She is a tall,beautiful,redhead, with sparkling blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile. Yes, he is bias. Some like play partners older some don't if we are too old for you we'll pull over to the rest area and wait for you two to catch up.lol. All pic's of her were taken December 2010 a few January 2011. nEW PICTURES JUST ADDED TAKEN JULY TO DEC 2011. Age of the pictures should be all that matters. Our recent face pictures will be swapped for your current face and GP full body pictures when you agree to send yours. We are looking for a (woman or) couple who (is )are as much fun outside the bedroom/playroom as they are in it. We are an educated and sophisticated couple. This means we can speel,opps spell, fairly well most of the time.lol We seek adventurous,erotic,kinky (would be good), fun loving,couple. Erotic photo sessions, role playing, and dress up fourplay ( that's just how we spell it)triggers our libidos. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Are you bored reading the same "stuff" on everyone profile? We offer our tongue in cheek observations of many [ not all ] of these "code" words or phrases used by folks on this site and others similar sites: ( WARNING IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR STOP HERE) [ When she says she is 40-ish she means 49 ] //.... [ When They say 50ish they mean 59 ] // ...[ they are 'Adventerous' it means these sluts have slept with everyone within this Time Zone and the next ] // [ She is 'ATHLETIC'. it means she's a Bra Size "A" ] // [ 'Average Looking' means MOOOO!] // [ She is 'BEAUTIFUL' someone is a pathological liar ] // [ 'Emotionally Secure Couple' means both still on medication ] // [ She wants to be 'Friends First' means she is born-again former slut ] // [ She is 'NEW AGE' it means she has body hair in all the wrong places ] // [ 'Old Fashion Girl' means no blow jobs from her ] // [ She is 'VOLUPTUOUS' means she is Very Fat ] // [ 'She has a very large Frame means she is Hugely Fat ] // [ She wants a 'soulmate' means she is a stalker ] // [ Unmarried couple with Guy 'Seperated' it means his spouse of 22 yrs is now separated by 2 walls and is all the way at the end of the corridor from his present study/computer ] THOUGHT WE ALL COULD USE A LITTLE HUMOR. --- WHEN A MAN SAYS: [ Nice Dress he means Nice Cleavage ] // [ He says 'I LOVE YOU' he means I'd love to sleep with you ] // [ When he says 'can I take you to dinner?' he means can I take you to bed? ] // [ When he says to his lady 'those shoes don't match your dress' He's really saying 'I'm Gay' ] . WE CAN CERTAINLY ENTERTAIN. Pictures attached of home shown here only to establish the uniqueness and 'taste' for the exotic and erotic that WE prefer in atmosphere and people. ------------------------------------------------------ Sorry for the legalese but in cy-ber land all is not what people al-ledge. so: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***WARNING*** Any institutions or individual using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects or for any other use: You do NOT have my permission to use, reprint or publish any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and violation of any copyright rights I hereby reserve and will only release with my prior written approval. Any violation will be subject to SEVERE legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this

My Ideal Person We prefer non-smokers. We like attractive, fit, semi-fit ok also, sharp dressers who like to dance, party, enjoy intelligent and humorous conversations when either vertically or horizontally engaged with us.

Remember the lady here is new so we will respond to and deliver a class act approach to all encounters and communications. Folks looking for one night stands so as to add one more notch to their list of conquests are not compatible with our objectives.
If you like dress up, role-playing, costumes, erotica, we are well equipped for all the above.

We are in no rush to bed;we're not at all pushy. Soft swingers and full swappers are all welcome. Conversely; we are not here to do endless cy-ber and spend countless hours on cross-emails. If you like us, ladies should talk on phone,couples swap current
[ current means pic's taken in THIS century ] face pics as well as PG rated full body pic's. and then meet for drinks sooner than later.
IF WE CLICK, WE CLICK. EITHER WAY OUR GOAL IS TO MAKE SURE ALL ENJOY A MEMORABLE EVENING. AGREE??

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
My lady and I are in Victoria Secrets late almost closing
time.My lady asks me to join her in dressing room to HELP
her. To Be Continued

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
All the above

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Board of Health has not ordered yellow Hazard tape around
them

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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