Don’t waste your time asking me what I’m looking for. It’s a hookup site. I’m looking for a meetup. Ya know like it used to be. I like to get to know people in person. And there are so many fake ass girls tryin to scam for your CC number. Saying they can’t read your messages cuz the app is broke. Wanna cam chat first to see if your real. But have to from a site cuz there phone cam won’t work with AFF. If that’s you I’m the guy that will call you out. Not before I waste your time tho. And fuck yes I’ll flag you as a troll or whatever to the site. Get a real job. Go be a real ho at least. Now,, If you are genuinely scared to meet someone from online, I do understand. Because there are some real assholes too. bring your friend or brother. IDFC. I won’t be offended. I’d be pleased to meet you but I’m not getting a date Id pass. And I don’t solicit hookers either. I’ve never had to pay for pussy and porn hub is free so I’m not paying for some raunchy video you made in your uncles basement. So if you want my money in large amounts you’re going to have to put on a sexy outfit that compliments your nice ass. Some VIcSec perfume and come bat those pretty eyes in person and actually meet me for a game of pool. Or darts. Or whatever. I’m a sure thing. Meet up that is. If you are too then tell me how to get in touch. In the real world. Like a phone number with the local area code. Ya. Local. I’ve been trying this online date thing for maybe a week and I’ve learned all the tricks you foreigners use. U can fake a pic and a profile and everything else. But your shitty English is a dead give a way. I was raised by a foreigner. I speak Portuguese English and shitty English. Grew up around it cuz all her friends spoke shitty English too. I’m not racist. I’m not shallow. I do have a type though. And THIEVING isn’t it. Even if your not my type. It doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. Ill be your plus one. Or Water your plants. It doesn’t mean we can’t still hang out. I’m still fun and if you actually tell me how to reach you, I already like you more than the fine ass Mamma who punctuates every sentence with baby. Or honey that claims she’s a lawyer. Ya. Listen to this. So I say “a lawyer? Awesome. Pick a topic. Any topic and lets have a debate. You and me.” Her response. Honey I don’t like debate. Wtf. Isn’t that what lawyers do. They argue there case. Ya miss attorney. I’m calling you and all your friends out! All the rest of you available nymphos. I am Hoping to meet soon. Happy Holidays.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place, Anywhere

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

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