I am creative, oral, sexually cooperative, looking for cooperation in others. I can touch my nose with my tongue, speak French, and was in the Army for 4 yrs (clerk-typist)

My Ideal Person Lady who appreciates my oral abilities, and a sometimes subtle and sometimes outlandish sense of humor, that includes disgusting puns. One who likes, kissing, fondling, rubbing, sucking, nibbling, petting, and all that follows that sensual beginning. The shape & size of the woman matters not - It's the friendly amiable person inside that counts; some women claim they are sarcastic and feisty; I can manage that if it is only an aspect of their personality, if it is a part of their actual disposition/true character - not so much; being habitually contentious is tiresome. She doesn't have to have a sense of humor, as long as she laughs at my jokes (some of which are actually funny).

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A movie theatre, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Unsure/Prefer not to say

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