Hi. I am a widowed white professional male 58 years old. I have been mostly celibate the last 7 years, so please be gentle. Wide variety of interests, Mozart to motorcycles, Van Gogh to going green, Beatles to Beethoven, movies to gardening (I grow roses, among other things). The world is a wide and wonderful place! Played lots of sports, used to be good at them. Love to dance, used to be good at that or at least I was very enthusiastic. About 5'9, about 175, dark brown hair going gray, short beard that is gray, blue eyes. It is hard (uh, let's change that word to "difficult") for any southern male of my generation to say he is good lookin'. I don't think I am ugly. I am old enough to know some folks are gonna think I am nice lookin' some won't. I don't seem to scare small ren and dogs don't bark at me. Well, not very often. Highly intelligent but still working on wise. Sorta bizzare, some would say sick sense of humor. Love fast paced witty conversation, and I am even capable of such sometimes. VERY oral, very playful, (liable to lick your navel and blow on it to make funny noises). If and of course it might be a big if, I ever get to lick you, I would request a 30 minute minimum. Of course, any new stimulus, e.g. a finger, would restart the clock. LOVE foreplay. Looking for ladies interested in a discrete adult erotic friendship, or as the young folks say, a fuck buddy. Only one rule (well, guideline for other pirates fans) is ladies cum first, hopefully repeatedly. To me the sexiest thing in the world is honest enthusiasm. Technique is great, technique is wonderful, but honestly trying to drive your partner crazy with ecstasy is the best. I really miss kissing, and I would love to find a lady who can cum over and over. Carpe that ole diem, y'all. "You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north."

My Ideal Person After being mostly celibate for a long time (and what seems forever), I think what I miss the most, what I seek, is honest enthusiasm. Being happy to be where you are, doing your dead level best to drive your partner crazy with ecstacy. Technique is great, technique is wonderful, but honest enthusiam is the sexiest thing in the world to me. Please understand I know physical attraction does play a role, but your most important sex organ is between your ears, not your legs. Eyes that spakle, intelligence that challenges, wit that flashes.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
There is a fire tower overlooking the Mississippi River
at the Grand Gulf Military Park in Port Gibson. I would love
to lick pussy at the top of that tower. But we better bring
some wasp spray, it is made out of wood.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Food Play, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Mariah Carey, Halle Berry. Awesome bods, great eyes, killer
smiles.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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